Toner

It looks a little like cloudy lemonade.

I’ve been thinking a lot about toner lately.  I’ve managed to float through my life with relatively clear skin despite the fact that I’ve really never had what you’d call a skincare routine.  Out of nothing but sheer laziness, most nights I don’t even wash my face.  Though I drink a lot of water and stay out of the sun, my good skin is the result of nothing more than good genes (thanks, Mom!) and luck.  The past couple of weeks, however, have been pretty stressful.  I’ve been drinking a lot of coffee (over a pot a day, probably) and staying up late to get everything done and my skin is pretty pissed off by the whole thing.

So, back to toner.  My sister Dawn and I were talking about toner the other day.  She researches her beauty products as much as most people would major appliances or cars, and I really value her opinion.  She told me that she’s planning on adding toner to her skincare routine, and I thought I might try some out as well.  But I just ordered some hair dye, so toner isn’t really in my budget right now.  I poked around the internet to see if I could find a suitable substitute and found this DIY Toner recipe from The Daily Green.  It captured my attention because I had all the ingredients on hand.  I put it in an old olive oil bottle, and even though the bottle was on the smaller side it still held much more liquid than The Daily Green’s recipe made.  If you’re not sure if this toner will work for you, I’d recommend following their recipe first and then doubling once you need to make more.  I hate to see things go to waste!  Still,  I think I ended up tripling or quadrupling it for myself.

To make this toner, all you need is:

  • 12 oz or 1 1/2 C water
  • 4 T apple cider vinegar (I used organic, unfiltered Braggs)
  • 20 aspirin

Crush the aspirin with a mortar and pestle (or a heavy spoon in a bowl, if you don’t have one) and funnel it into the bottle.  Then pour in the water and the ACV, screw the top on, and shake until the contents dissolve.  That’s it!

After washing my face like usual (with Dr. Bronner’s liquid soap), I applied the toner with a cotton ball and went to bed.  I used it again this morning, though I only splashed my face with water.  I haven’t noticed a huge difference yet, but I will say my skin feels less oily than it usually would by this time of day.  I felt like I had a couple of spots popping up yesterday afternoon, but those have now calmed down considerably as well.  I have incredibly sensitive skin, so I’ll keep you guys posted on how it responds to this over the next few weeks.  I’ve used all these things on my face separately at one time or another, so I’m interested to see how they’ll work together.  A word of caution:  this stuff really smells like apple cider vinegar, so if you’re bothered by that smell then make a smaller batch first.  I can, however, attest to the fact that the smell fades really quickly, and after fifteen to thirty minutes I can’t smell it any more.

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My Sister Takes Great Pictures of my Cats…

… especially Maxine. I find her incredibly hard to photograph because she moves a lot and loves to sniff the camera. Dawn must have some tricks up her sleeve.

She's shy.

She loves to sit at the window and chirp at birds.

She likes to mess with things that look important, like my makeup.

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A Stupid Thing

These look a lot like... chamomile?

I’ve had this mystery plant growing in my garden for what must be several months.  It is growing in this big pot along with some salad greens I started last winter and then totally neglected.  I don’t even recall watering them–they just languished on my front porch through the winter and perked up and started growing like weeds as soon as I started watering them regularly this spring.  I recognized the big leafy things in the background as some kind of lettuce (buying a mescalin seed mix isn’t always a good idea if you don’t know your salad greens–I’ve concluded that the more delicate varieties died out while the bitter, hardy ones hunkered down for the winter).  I assumed that the increasingly tall leafy things were just another kind of salad green.  Within the past few days several little buds have come up, and every time I’ve walked past I’ve thought to myself, “I’m going to f ind out what those things are.”

Well, I figured it out today!  I was looking at the new little blooms and thinking, “Hey, these are pretty cute.  I’m glad I let them grow even though I didn’t know what they were.”  And STILL, it wasn’t until later in the day when I was watering my tiny little chamomile seedlings that I noticed the leaves.

Those spindly leaves! How could I have missed it?!

I’ve tried to grow chamomile several times in the past couple of years.  One time the seeds never sprouted.  Another time the cold killed them when they were still tiny.  In all my dreaming about growing beautiful chamomile I had never actually seen a chamomile plant (tea doesn’t count), and I had absolutely no clue how leggy they are. Gangly might be a better word.

Yes, my porch rail is so broken.

Those lettuces are bitter and inedible (at least the last time I checked), but I’m leaving them because I like the way they look.

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Organic Catnip Mice

When Chowder was a kitten his favorite things to play with were balled up tin foil, a stuffed mouse that I made for him (pictured below), and ponytail holders.  When we adopted Maxine I wanted to make her a mouse of her own, but try as I may I can’t locate the blog I got the pattern from, and I lost the original when I spilled water on my laptop  (while reading Lost forums, nonetheless) causing its untimely death.

Can you believe this tiny baby would grow to be the hulking beast we know as Chowder?

Maxine has never really cared for Chowder’s mouse anyway–she prefers those compact little catnip mice that slide really well across our hardwood floors.  I recently set out to make a few more, because I’ve discovered it’s good to have several of them around.  At any given time there are three or four stuck under the couch or bed (covered in dust and cat hair, of course) and probably one dropped in my purse or floating in their water bowl.   I’d planned on having this done in time for the April Stash Bust deadline (the 22nd), but things were just way too hectic for that to happen last week.

Anyway, these are really easy to make as long as you know what you’re doing.  I didn’t, and my first few prove it.  Luckily my cats aren’t picky and will play with anything that is remotely shaped like a mouse, smells like catnip, and has a “tail.”

To make these mice you’ll need:

  • fairly sturdy cotton fabric (scraps work perfectly)
  • something that can be used for a tail (ribbon, broken ponytail holders, braided yarn, etc.)
  • dried catnip
  • stuffing

I used to wear this tank top a lot despite the fact it was always a little too short.

I started with an old tank top that had been in my pile of worn out clothes that need to be mended or turned into something cooler.  I love this fabric, and I used to wear this tank top all the time despite the fact that it was too short because I thought the fabric was so lovely.  See:

I'm a sucker for a nice floral pattern.

So, much like you would a paper heart for Valentine’s Day, you fold your fabric of choice in half and cut out half a heart shape with the fold down the middle–only don’t cut your V’s quite as deep as I did mine.  It’s really a pain to sew up that way, and your mouse might turn out looking more like a hamster or weasel (cats like to chase these too, however).  You’ll also need something to use for a tail.  For some, I used part of the tank top strap with knots at the ends because I love the two fabrics together.  I also tried a broken ponytail holder (still Chowder’s favorite) and braided yarn.

I learned not to make my V's so deep.

Here’s the deal:  At first I sewed up the front, skipped over the tail, and then sewed the back up.  I used the tail to pull the mouse right side out.  While this was a little easier, it was really hard to make the head look right and not dented, and I had a hard time telling which part went up and which went down.  So, after I messed up the first few (visually, Chowder and Maxine don’t seem to notice a difference), I started tucking the long part of the tail inside and sewing the whole thing up except for the inch or so below the tail.

The white lines are where I did sew. The orange lines are where I should've sewn.

Once sewn up and turned right-side-out, I stuffed the mice.  About halfway through I used a small funnel to add around 1 to 1.5 t of organic catnip, then continued to stuff until they were pretty full.  Then I simply sewed up the bottom with a horizontal line below the tail.  You can add circular ears, embroider some eyes, or whatever else you like.  I still may add some of that stuff, but for now my cats don’t seem to notice they’re missing.

A handful of misshapen mice.

Maxine is very happy with all her new toys.  I feel like a bad mom, but these are the first new toys I’ve bought, made, or received since before we got Maxine (close to a year ago), and I think she was glad to be able to stake her claim on a few.  She’s even been bringing them to bed with her at night, which is pretty cute if you ask me.

If you look closely you can see that her fat little belly is still shaved from when she was spayed a few weeks ago.

A tip about catnip: not all cats are into it, so before you sew too many of these make sure your cat actually cares about catnip.  If the toys sit around or your cats like them but seem to lose interest, try squeezing the catnip (you’ll feel it in there even with all the stuffing) to encourage the release of its smells, oils, etc.

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Sorry Charlie

I apologize for disappearing for several days! Things are crazy around here. My school’s homecoming was last weekend–I’m not sure how other universities do it, but mine has been around since 1884 so there are a lot of traditions to be observed. Homecoming is an especially big deal for the Women’s Studies department (I’m a Women’s studies minor). Additionally, I just came from the Southern Literary Festival, another really big deal as our school hosted it this year and I’m part of the creative writing program. On top of all that I have two final portfolios, a big paper for my Capstone class, and a handful of small projects, plus all the fun things that go along with graduating in two weeks (and getting my apartment presentable enough to host the family members that will be visiting for graduation). I’m not saying all this to get sympathy, in fact I’m not complaining at all. I love all of this stuff, and I took off of work for the month of April (and part of May) so that I could participate in it. BUT, I can’t promise much in the way of inspiring posts for the next couple of weeks because there’s so much going on right now. I still plan to update as often as possible, though. In fact, we’re in the process of getting rid of things before we move, so we’re trying to use the groceries we have on hand (including the two dozen “yard eggs” my grandmother gave me and several pounds of assorted dry beans). I’m sure this attempt with result in some interesting recipes.

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