Spicy Black Bean Barbecue Chili

Readers, I owe you an apology. In all my first-day-of-Spring excitement yesterday, I think I did something awful. It started as an innocent trip to K Mart, where I picked up potting soil, seed packets, and a few plants (more on that later). After working in my garden (or, the fifteen or so pots of dirt scattered around my front porch), I came inside and decided to finally use some of this wonderful floral jersey knit I got at Dirt Cheap.  I made a sweet, ridiculously comfortable above-the-knee Spring skirt (more on that later, too). How could I have known what I was doing? My daylilies and mint plants were coming back with a vengeance, and even my gladiolas had started to peep up from beneath the cigarette butts and leaves littering my tiny plot of dirt. In all my excitement, however, never once did I knock on wood or cross my fingers. Consequently, I’m afraid I’ve jinxed Spring! The low today was 33º.

So, we’re huddled under blankets in wool socks and sweatshirts around here.  I guess the best thing I can do is catch up on all the homework I neglected (and between the flu and Spring break, it’s really accumulated) and eat this wonderful black bean barbecue chili, from Betty Crocker’s Easy Everyday Vegetarian cookbook, until it warms up a little.  I’m keeping my fingers crossed that this cold snap is short-lived; I’m ready for some warm weather!

Admittedly not the most photogenic food.

Admittedly not the most photogenic food.

To make this chili, you’ll need:

  • 1 lb dried black beans (or 2 C), sorted and rinsed
  • 10 C water
  • 1 T olive oil or vegetable oil
  • 1 large onion, finely chopped
  • 6 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 4 C water
  • 1 can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes with green chiles, undrained
  • 1 C hickory barbecue sauce
  • 1 chipotle chili in adobo sauce (from 7 oz can), finely chopped
  • 1 t adobo sauce (from previously mentioned can)
  • 2 C frozen soy-protein burger crumbles

In a 4 quart dutch oven, heat the beans and 10 C water to boiling; reduce heat.  Simmer uncovered for 10 minutes; remove from heat.  Cover and let stand 1 hour.  In a 10″ skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat.  Cook onion and garlic in oil about 8 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onion is tender and light golden brown.  After the hour is up, drain the beans.  In a 3 1/2 to 4 quart slow cooker, place beans, 4 cups water, and onion mixture.  Cover and cook on low for 10 to 12 hours.  Once the time is up, add the tomatoes, barbecue sauce, chili, adobo sauce, and crumbles.  Increase the heat setting to high; cover and cook about 30 minutes, or until hot.

A couple of notes: I copied these instructions pretty much straight from my cookbook.  Though I used a dutch oven, you probably don’t have to.  Additionally, I’m sure this would be edible if you cooked it for less time and with more heat, if you’re in a hurry.  I had a hard time finding the 14.5 oz can of diced tomatoes, so I used two 10 oz cans (the more tomatoes the merrier, in my book!), and I used Morningstar Farms burger crumbles (though I am also a big fan of Quorn).  In general, I try to stay away from meat substitutes because they’re so expensive and don’t always add too much flavor, but I’ve made this recipe without the crumbles and it does make a pretty big difference.  Also, don’t overdo it on the adobo sauce unless you want really spicy chili–that stuff is potent!  I feel wasteful about buying the whole can and only using one of the chiles, so I plan on either finding more adobo chili recipes (any suggestions?) or making more of this and freezing it.  I’ll keep you posted!

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Simple Sewing Machine Cover

We live in a very, very old apartment, and at times I feel like it’s crumbling down around us.  That’s really the only logical explanation for the copious amounts of dust we sweep up on a daily basis.  Well, that and our cats.  Cats (with all their shedding and the litter they track everywhere, no matter how often you sweep) create a lot of uncontrollable dust. Dust is really, really bad for sewing machines! Mine sits in a pretty out-of-the-way cubby hole next to my desk and under my printer, but cats love those kinds of places. As an extra step toward combating the buildup of dust on my sewing machine, I made this very simple cover that slides over the top.  Pick attractive fabric and it’ll be easy to hide your sewing machine in plain sight!

Chowdy Boy is sleeping under scrap fabric in the background.

To make one of these, all you have to do is take some simple measurements and sew some squares together.  Take the measurements for the height, width, and length across the top of your sewing machine.  Add 1″ to each measurement, and cut out five rectangles: one for the top, and four for each side.  Sew all the side pieces (the yellow and blue boxes) together to form a tube, then turn that tube inside out and sew the top on, matching the short and long sides up.  Turn the raw bottom edges under 1/2″ and press, then hem.

I've summed the process up in this great diagram: sew the yellow parts together, and hem the blue parts.

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Homemade Holidays: Sweet Little Shirts

I knocked out another Christmas gift yesterday, albeit a fairly easy one.  The hardest part was deciding which animals in which colors to put on the shirts. Runners up are: a fat grizzly bear, a sweet kitten, and a flamingo.  I was also debating about lime green on the teal shirt and pink on the purple shirt, but that was Too Much.  So I decided on a silver unicorn and weenie dog because they have the coolest silhouettes. These sweet little shirts are for my younger sister Dawsen, who just turned four.

Excuse the dark spots, the silver is very reflective.

The newspaper in the background is what I've been using to wrap gifts. Pictures coming soon :)

Dawn is getting her a stick unicorn, maybe she can wear this while she rides it!

Dawn is getting her a stick unicorn, maybe she can wear this while she rides it!

The unicorn is part of the font SL Mythological Silhouettes, and the dachshund is from WM Animals 2.

The dark spots aren't really there, the silver is just really reflective.

The dark spots aren't really there, the silver is just really reflective.

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The Best Banana Bread of All Time

I feel very confident that this is the only banana bread recipe I will ever use or need to use. I’ve had it so long I don’t remember where I got it (my grandmother? my neighbor? my aunt?), and it really is a breeze to make. Maybe it’s not the best thing in the world for me, but I can name all of the ingredients and it’s a great way to use up really ripe bananas.

So ripe I made sure to check them for maggots first.

So ripe I made sure to check them for maggots first.

To make this delicious bread, you’ll need:

  • three large, ripe bananas (the riper the better)
  • 2 C self-rising flour
  • 1 C sugar
  • 1/2 C oil
  • 2 eggs, lightly beaten

Preheat oven to 325°.  In a smallish bowl, mash the bananas with a fork.  In a mixing bowl, stir the flour and sugar together. (At this point, my mother has taught me to put a little flour on my face to make it seem like I’ve been working a lot harder than I actually have.)  Then add the bananas, oil, and eggs and mix well.  At this point, feel free to fold in nuts, chocolate chips, or anything else your heart desires!  Pour mixture into a greased and floured loaf pan and bake for one hour, or until golden brown.  Serve with coffee and watch your friends and family swoon.  This bread is great hot, and it’s equally great cold the next day as breakfast (if there’s any left, which there isn’t around here).

They should look like this when you're done with them.

They should look like this when you're done mashing them.

This is what the perfect loaf of banana bread looks like.

This is what the perfect loaf of banana bread looks like.

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After taking this picture I spread them out onto two baking sheets.

After taking this picture I spread them out onto two baking sheets.

Most sources I looked at recommended cooking them for 20-30 minutes at 350 degrees, but my experience was that 15 minutes was plenty.  For the second batch (the left ones), ten would’ve even been plenty because the oven was so hot after cooking the first batch.  I sprayed the first batch with olive oil and then sprinkled it with cajun seasoning and crushed red pepper and then stirred them around until they were evenly coated.  I poured cinnamon, sugar, and melted butter over the second batch and stirred them around until evenly coated as well.

After I get bake my pie I might get a little more creative with those seeds–I’m thinking about candying them or baking them into some muffins?

The ones on the left are a little too toasty.

The ones on the left are a little too toasty.

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