This week has been full of:

Look at all those spikes!

I’ve had my eye on this spooky-looking plant in my parents’ front yard for a while. It finally bloomed!

This flower looks like it might be carnivorous.

These pears make me think of big ol' grapes.

The pear trees out front have been weighed down with these tiny, sweet pears for the last couple of weeks.  The limbs were almost at the breaking point when I finally got out there to pick them.

Have you ever had pear cake? If not, you're missing out.

These spotty little apples are some of the sweetest I've ever tasted.

Thanks to my Nana and our neighbor, Granny, I’ve recently come into a lot of apples.  There’s no way I could eat or bake them all into something, so I decided to can them.  Come October when the four of us are 500 miles away and getting homesick, maybe pie made with these apples from home will make us feel better?

We've also got lots of figs.

Our neighbors and family members (the ones with the cows that Chowder and Maxine love to watch) have a couple of fig trees covered in figs they aren’t going to use. We couldn’t live with ourselves if we let all those beautiful figs go to waste!

We're drowning in baby figs.

As well as big ass figs--this is not a pear.

We will more than likely be packing and moving next week, but hopefully I’ll still be able to share the sweet treats I’m making with all this beautiful fresh (and local, and free!)  fruit.

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Worn Out Shower Curtain into Tea Towels

One of the best purchases I’ve ever made was Lotta Jansdotter’s Simple Sewing.  The projects are not only easy to sew, but they’re actually useful.  I feel good about giving people gifts I know they’ll use and appreciate, and I’ve made almost every project at one point or another to give as a gift.

One of the best purchases I've made!

I decided I’d start off pretty basic with my first Stash Busting project and make these wonderful little tea towels.  I’ve included a step-by-step photo tutorial below.  I used most of what I had left of a beautiful chocolate brown and cream linen damask shower curtain.

You’ll need:

- Fabrics
3/4 yard (44″ wide) light-weight cotton or linen for the towels
1/4 yard (1/2″ wide) twill tape or cotton ribbon for the towel loops

- Supplies:
yardstick
fabric marker
scissors
straight pins

Step 1: Cut out all pieces from the fabric

Step One

- The book says to measure and mark the dimensions below directly onto the wrong side of your fabric using a yardstick and fabric marker. Then, using your scissors, cut out each piece, following the marked lines.  (I don’t have a yardstick, however, but I do have tweezers and I find it just as easy to make my measurements and pull out a thread where I’ll need to cut.  I find that my lines are actually a little straighter that way, since I’m very bad at drawing and cutting straight lines.)
From the fabric, cut 2 towels: 18″ wide x 24″ long
From the twill tape: cut 2 loops: 4 1/2″ long

Folding over the first 1/4"

Folding over the second 1/4"

Folding over the second 1/4"

- With the wrong side of the fabric facing up, fold each edge over 1/4″ toward center of the towel, then press.  Fold over another 1/4″ and press.  Set aside.

The loop method

My (preferred) corner method

- The book says to fold the twil tape so it makes a loop, and tuck it under the fold in the center of one short side.  Pin the loop in place.  I did this for photographic purposes, but for my own use I prefer a straight piece of twill tape in one of the top corners.

- Machine stitch a 3/16″ seam around all four sides, backstitching at each end.  Make sure you stitch through all the layers.  Press.

- If you chose to use the loop method, then, with the right side up, stitch across the loop, just inside the folded edge (approximately 1/16 to 1/8″), through all the layers.  This wills top the edge from curling.

- Repeat the previous steps to make the second towel.

Two sets of finished (?) damask tea towels.

I made two sets of these towels, one with orange stitching and one with blue.  I used bright thread I’d bought for special projects in the past.  If I can rustle up some dye, I’d like to also dye the towels a coordinating color since I really prefer to use kitchen towels that won’t show every speck of dirt.

What's left of my blue thread.

And here’s proof that my stash is already dwindling!

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Pumpkin Doesn’t Have to Come from a Can

This is another one of those things that, like making stock, I think everyone should know how to do.  It’s ridiculously easy, much cheaper, and tastes a lot better.  Of course I’m talking about making pumpkin puree.

The finished product: light, fluffy, and delicious.

The finished product: light, fluffy, and delicious.

Homemade pumpkin puree can be used in place of canned pumpkin with no trouble.  It won’t keep very long in the fridge, however, so if you don’t plan on using it within a few days I recommend freezing it.  I’ve had great success filling and stacking ziploc bags in my freezer.  One thing I really like about making my own pumpkin puree is that there is so little waste–even the seeds can be eaten, and literally every other part of the pumpkin can be composted.

Start with a sweet little pumpkin, halved and with the insides scooped out.

Start with a sweet little pumpkin, halved and with the insides scooped out.

I have a bigger pumpkin I’m planning on using as well, but I started with this sweet little guy (called Pick A Pie, according to the sign at the pumpkin patch) with the noble aim of making a pumpkin pie from scratch for thanksgiving. That didn’t exactly pan out, but the puree still went to good use. Anyway, start with your desired pumpkin. Cut it in half and scoop out the guts, making sure to save the seeds for something tasty (I think Martha’s Pumpkin Seed Candy or Trail Mix would both make wonderful gifts!).  Compost the remaining gooey innards.

 Open part down in a couple of inches of water.

Open part down in a couple of inches of water.

Place the pumpkin halves face-down in a baking dish so that they’re sitting in a couple inches of water. Bake at 350° for about an hour, or until the outside of the pumpkin is noticeably darker and easily pierced with a fork.

The shell is supposed to be this flimsy.

The shell is supposed to be this flimsy.

Remove the pumpkin halves from the oven and allow them to cool, then scoop the soft insides into a big mixing bowl if you have an immersion blender, or into your food processor if you have a food processor (if you have both, I suggest the immersion blender because they’re so much easier to clean).  Puree the pumpkin flesh so that it’s smooth and fluffy.  Use immediately in your favorite pumpkin recipes, store in the fridge for a few days, or freeze!

It looks a litle like bad spaghetti squash before you puree it.

It looks a little like bad spaghetti squash before you puree it.

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For All You Crummy-Apartment Dwellers

This post probably won’t appeal to a lot of people because most people probably don’t live in crummy apartments with medicine cabinets full of mold, peeling paint, and God-knows-what-else. But, for the few of you out there who do, this is something I recently did that has made getting ready in the mornings a little less scary. There are no before pictures because, honestly, I’m ashamed at how bad this cabinet was looking. Like everything else in my lovely, too-small rental bathroom, the inside of the medicine cabinet was covered in paint which I assume to have one day been white.  In places it was peeling to expose some awful green, and in others the original wood below (if only they’d left the wood in this apartment alone!).  To make matters worse, we have a real humidity problem in the bathroom.  There is no ventilation system, so the door really must almost always be left open or it’s mold city in there.  This is true for the medicine cabinet times a million.  Everything in there, including our toothbrushes, always stayed slightly moist.  Certain bottles (ones we don’t use often, like peroxide) actually had mold growing on them.  I’m really ashamed that we’ve lived this way for a year and half, although I don’t think it’s always been this bad.  I’m not sure what happened to upset the balance in our medicine cabinet, but I finally got tired of looking at three colors of paint and fifteen species of mold every morning and decided to do something.  I initially thought about wallpaper, but nice-looking inexpensive wallpaper is tough to come by around here.  I have been really, weirdly into wood grain lately, so I decided to use wood grain contact paper instead.

After removing all of the products and shelves (which also required a thorough wipe-down), I used a natural cleaner to scrub down the inside of the cabinet, trying not to chip off any more paint (I’m not sure if there’s lead somewhere under there, but it wouldn’t surprise me). I then measured the dimensions of the cabinet and used one long piece to go from top to bottom, and big pieces to fill in the gaps between where the shelves are perched.  Surprisingly, wood grain is a very forgiving pattern and I was able to cover the entire inside except for the shelf supports.

The camera highlights all my mistakes--I promise it's stunning in person!

The camera highlights all my mistakes--I promise it's stunning in person!

This was also a good reason to throw things away.  I love throwing away things I no longer use or shouldn’t use because they’re expired.  I was also able to take stock of what I have (too much damned soap; there are seven bars in the medicine cabinet and two in the shower), which will hopefully prevent me from buying any more (I just love nice soap too much!).  A project like this isn’t really a big deal and doesn’t take up much time, but I really like the effect.  Not having to see at peeling paint and mold every day certainly cheers me up!

Note to all:  If you were thinking of getting me soap for Christmas, think again.

Note to all: If you were thinking of getting me soap for Christmas, think again.

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Homemade Holidays: Terrarriums

To of my favorite things in the world are spreading my love of plants and getting rid of of things I don’t use. In an effort to combine both of those loves, I recruited my sister Dawn and we decided to give a few friends terrariums as Christmas gifts this year. After doing a lot of research, we found some very reasonably priced plants on RecycledEden.com, and gathered several glass containers I had lying around my apartment just begging to be gotten rid of before I pack up and move in a few months.  We made a point of rounding up all of the materials we’d need well in advance, because the plants need a little while to adjust to their containers and fill out so they don’t look like piddly ass gifts.  I also had some clear glass ball Christmas ornaments that I decided to attempt to grow some found moss in as a kind of experiment.

The larger of the two fishbowl terrariums we made.

The larger of the two fishbowl terrariums we made.

The apothecary jar terrarium I made for myself.  The blur you see is Maxine.

The apothecary jar terrarium I made for myself. The blur you see is Maxine.

To make your own terrarium, you’ll need:

  • most importantly, plants; you can use found moss or something you’ve dug up, but beware because they could quickly outgrow their container. We made the mistake of thinking we could just pop into Lowes and pick up some tiny plants, but ended up finding a way better selection online. We ended up buying a couple peperomia disc vines, spike moss, peacock spike moss, and some sort of variegated begonia.
  • rocks or pebbles (we used aquarium gravel, though if we’d had a little more time and been more creative we could have gone and picked up river rocks or something)
  • potting soil, or something like it (I used some of the dirt I harvested from my worm bin recently)
  • activated charcoal (also called activated carbon), if making a closed terrarium, which is probably found in the aquarium section of wherever you happen to be shopping (we didn’t know this fact and consequently had a hard time finding this)
  • spaghnum moss
  • some sort of container; I find that apothecary jars and fishbowls look especially attractive, and if you’re up for the headache the clear glass balls are nice too
If you know what you're looking for, none of it is very hard to find.

If you know what you're looking for, none of it is very hard to find.

Dawn carefully funneling the rocks and charcoal into one of the ball terrariums.  She was a pro at this job!

Dawn carefully funneling the rocks and charcoal into one of the ball terrariums. Her funneling skills put me to shame.

We followed the Terrarium Man‘s directions, which instructed us to first line the bottom of the chosen container with rocks.  Depending on the size of the container, none of our rock layers were more than a couple of inches for the deepest one (the apothecary jar, in which I used to store pasta, that I made for myself).  Next, a layer of activated charcoal is necessary to keep the air fresh in closed terrariums.  The next layer should be just enough spaghnum moss to keep the dirt from sifting down through the rocks when you water the terrarium.  Finally, add the dirt.  We made the soil layers in all our terrariums the thickest, according to Terrarium Man’s diagram.  At this point, you want to add your plants.  We divided most of the plants we got from Recycled Eden, but I checked with them first to make sure the plants could take it.  A few of them are looking weak already, though, so I’m going to keep a close eye on them.  Once the plants are in place (make sure no leaves are touching the sides of the glass, and that the plants have plenty of room to spread out and grow when they feel like it), water the terrarium thoroughly and put the lid on (if there is one).  They should be placed in indirect sunlight (direct sunlight will cook them, since they are all in relatively enclosed places), and pretty much left alone.  The open containers will need more frequent watering than the closed ones, but regardless they are pretty low-maintenance (from what I read).  As I watch these little guys grow over the next month, I’ll keep you guys updated on any problems I see in our method.  Soon I’ll be making gift tags with fairly detailed care instructions specific to plant and container type.  I’ll keep you guys posted on those, because I have a feeling they’re going to be pretty cute.  I’ll have to be careful not to photograph the name side, though.  Some of my friends are pretty sneaky!

We planted a little ivy-looking plant in this old vase.  It should have yellow blooms once it gets established.

We planted a little ivy-looking plant in this old vase. It should have yellow blooms once it gets established.

I was proudest of and most frustrated by these because it's pretty difficult keep the layers intact.  Also, Maxine has already broken one of them.

I was proudest of and most frustrated by these because it's pretty difficult keep the layers intact. Also, Maxine has already broken one of them.

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