(Portobello) Steak and Potatoes

While we were in New Orleans recently, Kirby made these portobello mushrooms for Dawn and me that were really wonderful. Of course he didn’t follow a recipe, but between the basic rundown he gave me of how he made them and the information I gleaned from hovering around him in the kitchen, I compiled a mental list of ingredients. Yesterday I decided I wanted to reproduce them, so I went to work. A lot of these numbers are just approximations because I just threw everything together and tasted as I went along, but I’ll definitely be making these again in a more controlled manner and attempting to perfect the recipe (though I’ll admit it’s pretty close to perfect as it is).  Served with a simple salad, this would make a great, minimal-effort Valentines dinner for the veggie-lover in your life!

Asparagus soup, portobello steak, potatoes, and gravy.

Ignore that soup--the mushroom, potatoes, and gravy were the real star of the show!

Portobello Mushroom Steak & Potatoes:

  • one large onion, chopped
  • three cloves of garlic, minced
  • 1 t butter or olive oil
  • two large portobello mushrooms
  • 1/2 C soy sauce or tamari
  • 1/4 C red wine vinegar
  • 3 T honey
  • 1 t crushed red pepper
  • 1/2 t ginger
  • 1/2 t ground clove
  • 1/4 t basil
  • 1/4 t parsley
  • 1 t cornstarch
  • 1/2 C water

Mix middle eight ingredients (from soy sauce to parsley) in a small bowl, whisking until everything is well combined.  Set aside.  Saute the onions on medium-high heat until they’re translucent (3-5 minutes), then add the garlic and cook for an additional minute or two.  Place the mushrooms in the skillet, then pour the sauce mixture over them.  Lower the head to medium-low and cover the skillet, letting the mushrooms cook for 10-15 minutes, flipping them halfway through the cooking time.  Once the mushrooms are tender, remove from skillet and set aside. To make the gravy, combine the cornstarch and water, making sure to mix well so that no clumps of cornstarch remain.  Pour into the onion, garlic, and sauce mixture left in the skillet after the mushrooms are done and mix well.  Cook on low heat until the gravy has thickened to your liking, then pour over mashed potatoes. (My mashed potatoes were very basic: washed thoroughly, diced and boiled with skins on, added salt, pepper, butter, and milk and mashed coarsely with a fork.)

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On Breakfast

I wake up every day starving.  More specifically, I wake up every day famished and craving something salty and greasy with a side of black coffee.  I know people who eat massive bowls of sugary cereal for breakfast on a daily basis.  Anytime I eat breakfast with friends I see them eating a lot of donuts, bagels or biscuits or toast with jelly, cinnamon rolls, or fruit and yogurt; the thought of anything sweet in the morning has always kind of turned my stomach.  In my dream world I would wake up at 7 am and make biscuits and gravy or eggs and cheese or spinach, mushroom, and cheese omelets (fancy) or even fried potatoes and onions or hash browns.  Sometimes my dream world collides with reality and I get a Hardee’s egg and cheese biscuit. No matter what, I always get my coffee, but other than that my breakfast cravings are usually subdued with a hastily made egg in a nest or fried egg and tomato sandwich or (and this is if I’m really running late) a spoonful of peanut butter.  Today, however, I woke up before 7 thanks to my cat Maxine’s love of knocking cups over (of course it had nothing to do with my love of taking fat glasses of water to bed and drinking less than half of them).  So I guess it goes without saying that today I had time to actually make something for breakfast, a Sunday brunch minus the blueberry pancakes kind of breakfast, that consisted of fried potatoes and onions (with a lot of ketchup, as you can see) and scrambled eggs with spinach.

I was too hungry to take any before pictures.

I was too hungry to take any before pictures.

Now I’m stuffed.  I’m sure weight training is going to be great on such a full stomach.

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