Super Simple Chocolate Birthday Cake

I’ve been making this Moosewood Restaurant vegan chocolate cake since I was in high school. The frosting is a really easy basic chocolate frosting whose origin I can’t begin to recall. For vegans, Moosewood has an optional chocolate glaze that goes with this cake, but I’ve never had much luck with it due to the impossibility of finding fancy chocolate in Northeast Mississippi.

I couldn't wait for the cake to cool, so the icing is a little melted.

To make this cake, you’ll need:

  • 1 ½ C unbleached white flour
  • ⅓ C unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 1 t baking soda
  • ½ t salt
  • 1 C sugar
  • ½ C vegetable oil
  • 1 C cold water or coffee
  • 2 t pure vanilla extract
  • 2 T cider vinegar

Preheat the oven to 375º. Mix the flour, cocoa, baking soda, salt, and sugar in the cake pan. In a small bowl mix the oil, cold water or coffee, and vanilla. Pour the liquid ingredients into the baking pan and mix the batter with a fork or a small whisk. When the batter is smooth, add the vinegar and stir quickly. There will be pale swirls in the batter as the baking soda and vinegar react. Stir until the vinegar is evenly distributed throughout the batter. Bake for 25 to 30 minutes then set aside to cool.

For the icing, you’ll need:

  • 2 C confectioners sugar
  • 1 stick butter, chopped
  • 1 t vanilla extract
  • 2/3 C unsweetened cocoa powder
  • at least 2 T milk

Beat first four ingredients in stand mixer.  Add the milk slowly until the mixture is smooth.  Ice cake and save remainder for spreading on graham crackers, cookies, or eating by the spoonful.

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Homemade Almond Milk

Raw almonds

Since buying all those almonds at  Becnel’s fruit stand a while back, I’ve been poring over almond recipes in an attempt to find the perfect one.  I decided to make homemade almond milk using these step-by-step instructions over at The Parsley Thief.

After soaking overnight, these guys got pretty plump.

All you do is soak 1 1/2 C almonds in plain old water for at least six hours.  I soaked mine overnight.  Then you drain and rinse them and put them in a blender along with 4 C filtered water. Kate of The Parsley Thief recommended adding agave nectar or vanilla extract for sweetener, if desired.  I blended mine up first to see how I liked it, and decided it needed a couple tablespoons of agave nectar.

The straining process.

I couldn’t find a sieve or cheesecloth, so I filtered mine through a coffee filter.  It was slow going, but we managed by using switching to a (clean) stocking halfway through.

Great in combination with fresh chocolate chip cookies.

The finished product was delicious with both cookies and cereal!  Realistically, I probably won’t be able to make this regularly until I can secure a source for inexpensive, bulk raw almonds.  As soon as that happens I’ll stop buying almond milk at the grocery store and start making it myself; the homemade stuff tastes so much better, and is fairly easy to boot.

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Spicy Black Bean Barbecue Chili

Readers, I owe you an apology. In all my first-day-of-Spring excitement yesterday, I think I did something awful. It started as an innocent trip to K Mart, where I picked up potting soil, seed packets, and a few plants (more on that later). After working in my garden (or, the fifteen or so pots of dirt scattered around my front porch), I came inside and decided to finally use some of this wonderful floral jersey knit I got at Dirt Cheap.  I made a sweet, ridiculously comfortable above-the-knee Spring skirt (more on that later, too). How could I have known what I was doing? My daylilies and mint plants were coming back with a vengeance, and even my gladiolas had started to peep up from beneath the cigarette butts and leaves littering my tiny plot of dirt. In all my excitement, however, never once did I knock on wood or cross my fingers. Consequently, I’m afraid I’ve jinxed Spring! The low today was 33º.

So, we’re huddled under blankets in wool socks and sweatshirts around here.  I guess the best thing I can do is catch up on all the homework I neglected (and between the flu and Spring break, it’s really accumulated) and eat this wonderful black bean barbecue chili, from Betty Crocker’s Easy Everyday Vegetarian cookbook, until it warms up a little.  I’m keeping my fingers crossed that this cold snap is short-lived; I’m ready for some warm weather!

Admittedly not the most photogenic food.

Admittedly not the most photogenic food.

To make this chili, you’ll need:

  • 1 lb dried black beans (or 2 C), sorted and rinsed
  • 10 C water
  • 1 T olive oil or vegetable oil
  • 1 large onion, finely chopped
  • 6 cloves of garlic, minced
  • 4 C water
  • 1 can (14.5 oz) diced tomatoes with green chiles, undrained
  • 1 C hickory barbecue sauce
  • 1 chipotle chili in adobo sauce (from 7 oz can), finely chopped
  • 1 t adobo sauce (from previously mentioned can)
  • 2 C frozen soy-protein burger crumbles

In a 4 quart dutch oven, heat the beans and 10 C water to boiling; reduce heat.  Simmer uncovered for 10 minutes; remove from heat.  Cover and let stand 1 hour.  In a 10″ skillet, heat oil over medium-high heat.  Cook onion and garlic in oil about 8 minutes, stirring occasionally, until onion is tender and light golden brown.  After the hour is up, drain the beans.  In a 3 1/2 to 4 quart slow cooker, place beans, 4 cups water, and onion mixture.  Cover and cook on low for 10 to 12 hours.  Once the time is up, add the tomatoes, barbecue sauce, chili, adobo sauce, and crumbles.  Increase the heat setting to high; cover and cook about 30 minutes, or until hot.

A couple of notes: I copied these instructions pretty much straight from my cookbook.  Though I used a dutch oven, you probably don’t have to.  Additionally, I’m sure this would be edible if you cooked it for less time and with more heat, if you’re in a hurry.  I had a hard time finding the 14.5 oz can of diced tomatoes, so I used two 10 oz cans (the more tomatoes the merrier, in my book!), and I used Morningstar Farms burger crumbles (though I am also a big fan of Quorn).  In general, I try to stay away from meat substitutes because they’re so expensive and don’t always add too much flavor, but I’ve made this recipe without the crumbles and it does make a pretty big difference.  Also, don’t overdo it on the adobo sauce unless you want really spicy chili–that stuff is potent!  I feel wasteful about buying the whole can and only using one of the chiles, so I plan on either finding more adobo chili recipes (any suggestions?) or making more of this and freezing it.  I’ll keep you posted!

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A Little Splurge

Well, when I say splurged, what I really mean is that I had two gift cards (one that had been hanging around since last Christmas and another that I won recently as part of an essay competition at my school) just begging to be spent. I have a moderately sized collection of craft and cookbooks, many of which I have never used, so I don’t really know why I’m buying more other than to maybe motivate me to Get Shit Done. Frankly, it doesn’t get much better than Martha Stewart and Moosewood Restaurant as far as I’m concerned. Needless to say, I’m pleased as punch and can’t wait to get to work on the recipes and projects in these two books.

Moosewood Restaurant's Cooking for Health

Moosewood Restaurant's Cooking for Health

Martha Stewart's Encyclopedia of Crafts

Martha Stewart's Encyclopedia of Crafts

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